Spanker Madness
OK-the shows were great. Christina was a pimp, and all the boys were her whores. We arrived at 5:30 to help them with makeup and couldn't believe how hot everyone looked in drag. And gleeful-they were positively gleeful. There were two new cuties Charlie and Sick (I'm just going to spell it "(sic)" cause it's funnier). Anyway, they were lovely in drag-Charlie looked like Princess Di and (sic) looked like those first few girls I kissed back in the early nineties. And my oh my Christina was hot. So talented, so untouchable, such a lovely round bottom... And what about Scott? Normally so quiet behind those drums-give him a set of bouncing D cups and he steals the show. Sierra (what a hottie) and Shane (trashy and tasseled) were oh so fine. And Wammo-a big titted country girl just waiting for a roll in the hay...
I reckon I should talk about the music. They were incredible as usual. The addition of Charlie on banjo (he's amazing) and (sic) on fiddle (also amazing) seemed to work well. The cover of NIN's Closer-aka I Want To Fuck You Like An Animal was hilarious and well done. (sic)-what a voice. I loved the one about Amsterdam sang by Sierra (the whore formerly known as Nevada). I watched Wammo a bunch when he was playing washboard-maybe I should try some gloves, they are so easy on and off. I do love the sound and control of the banjo picks though. During the second show, none of the girlies could hold still during Monkey Rag-we all just wished Peaches could get up and twirl. Christina's voice is simply amazing. And the whole amplification thing-the mic set up was great, vocals were on-fiddle and guitar mic could have been louder but from an audience perspective the introduction of demon electricity was a pretty seamless integration.
We all got signed, we all showed our titties, we all got spanked. By the way-Shane the bass player has FINE form. Was he spanking my bottom or my pussy? Should I have been tittilated or angry that he was getting so fresh? Whatever-it felt lovely. And I didn't get nearly as much attention from him as did Scarlett... What was it that he wrote on her rosy bottom? We might never know... Wammo seemed to be in kind of a weird mood-apparently he's gotten engaged and his sweetie wasn't able to make it up to Seattle as planned, maybe he was just lonesome. I hope he brings her next time so that we can flirt shamelessly with the soon-to-be Mrs. Wammo-he says she's terribly hot. Who knows-maybe he wasn't the one acting funny,I was ridiculously intoxicated myself. BDSM tried to flirt a bit with Christina, but she wasn't falling for (or noticing?) any of his adoring gestures. Oh well, we love him.
The band was so friendly and genuine, we were so happy to help. Wish some of them lived closer-a few of them would make great burlesque performers. We love the Spankers-we need to set up a vaudeville/burlesque show with them in the future. xxx, Chickadee
I reckon I should talk about the music. They were incredible as usual. The addition of Charlie on banjo (he's amazing) and (sic) on fiddle (also amazing) seemed to work well. The cover of NIN's Closer-aka I Want To Fuck You Like An Animal was hilarious and well done. (sic)-what a voice. I loved the one about Amsterdam sang by Sierra (the whore formerly known as Nevada). I watched Wammo a bunch when he was playing washboard-maybe I should try some gloves, they are so easy on and off. I do love the sound and control of the banjo picks though. During the second show, none of the girlies could hold still during Monkey Rag-we all just wished Peaches could get up and twirl. Christina's voice is simply amazing. And the whole amplification thing-the mic set up was great, vocals were on-fiddle and guitar mic could have been louder but from an audience perspective the introduction of demon electricity was a pretty seamless integration.
We all got signed, we all showed our titties, we all got spanked. By the way-Shane the bass player has FINE form. Was he spanking my bottom or my pussy? Should I have been tittilated or angry that he was getting so fresh? Whatever-it felt lovely. And I didn't get nearly as much attention from him as did Scarlett... What was it that he wrote on her rosy bottom? We might never know... Wammo seemed to be in kind of a weird mood-apparently he's gotten engaged and his sweetie wasn't able to make it up to Seattle as planned, maybe he was just lonesome. I hope he brings her next time so that we can flirt shamelessly with the soon-to-be Mrs. Wammo-he says she's terribly hot. Who knows-maybe he wasn't the one acting funny,I was ridiculously intoxicated myself. BDSM tried to flirt a bit with Christina, but she wasn't falling for (or noticing?) any of his adoring gestures. Oh well, we love him.
The band was so friendly and genuine, we were so happy to help. Wish some of them lived closer-a few of them would make great burlesque performers. We love the Spankers-we need to set up a vaudeville/burlesque show with them in the future. xxx, Chickadee
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