The nightlight sure does rock

SO, for any of you who may have been unfortunate enough to miss the erotic ball last night let me fill ya in. First off, the night light rocks!!! I mean they have red lights in the floor! Come on, how perfect can you get. And they supplied naked people covered in saran wrap for everyone to eat sushi off!! How hot is that! Oh and they're was a lap dance demo which I believe they were responsible for, though it could have been Video extreme.
Which brings me to my next point Video Extreme rocks!!! First of all their representative was so hot and wearing the cutest outfit. Also they were handing out little one night stand kits(pickup lines, mints, condom, and lube) at the door!
And finally the Shack shakers rock and put on a great show( They were the first band to ever sign my bosom).
Anyway it was a great night. It was great to see so many well dressed people ( the lady in the ruffle butts especially) and great to talk to so many fans. Thanks for the great vday celebration ya'll.

And speaking of vday. Here are some pick up lines to assure that ya'll get laid:

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Happy Valentine's everyone.

Laguna