My Two Cents

The show on Saturday was great! Aside from our set being a little too long (we are such exhibitionists!)LDGS was terrific. And Cherry Jubilee's first solo was well worth the wait-oh my goodness, she is so cute and oh so naughty... And Contessa-so cool, so hip, so sexy... We all had such a good time. Howlin' Hobbit was on hand with his kick ass uke, and everyone in the audience loved him (as usual).

The Nightlight was beautiful and has a terrific sound system. When I was doing my soundcheck early in the evening, I just wanted to stay and sing all night. The staff was so helpful-and I have to say this-the sound crew was so PROFESSIONAL compared to what we dealt with the last time we were in B'ham. What a relief.

I absolutely adore the Shack Shakers. They were so fucking tight, and I just danced myself silly. I bought the CD-a very good move on my part-I may use track one in a future burlesque number. I felt really bad that we ran 15 minutes over-so I tried to make it up by offering my breasts to sign during their set. I also offered Laguna Gold's breasts since I am so generous.

One final thing-this was the second show that Scott (a fan from B'ham)joined us onstage for an impromtu strip. A girly at heart, no doubt about it-we appreciate your enthusiasm. And I appreciate that he paid for his hot girlfriend to visit the kissing booth. She is officially one of the best kissers ever. I mean it. Have I mentioned that I love the whole kissing booth thing? xxxChickadee

The nightlight sure does rock

SO, for any of you who may have been unfortunate enough to miss the erotic ball last night let me fill ya in. First off, the night light rocks!!! I mean they have red lights in the floor! Come on, how perfect can you get. And they supplied naked people covered in saran wrap for everyone to eat sushi off!! How hot is that! Oh and they're was a lap dance demo which I believe they were responsible for, though it could have been Video extreme.
Which brings me to my next point Video Extreme rocks!!! First of all their representative was so hot and wearing the cutest outfit. Also they were handing out little one night stand kits(pickup lines, mints, condom, and lube) at the door!
And finally the Shack shakers rock and put on a great show( They were the first band to ever sign my bosom).
Anyway it was a great night. It was great to see so many well dressed people ( the lady in the ruffle butts especially) and great to talk to so many fans. Thanks for the great vday celebration ya'll.

And speaking of vday. Here are some pick up lines to assure that ya'll get laid:

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Happy Valentine's everyone.

Laguna

Women seeking Lucky Devils

Hot group of seven sexy girlies of all types seeking you, the lucky devil who will be attending our latest event at the Nightlight in Bellingham this Saturday the 12th of February. We are open-minded, fun and very indiscreet... We welcome all types, couples and singles alike will all enjoy our show... So bring your valentine or be your own valentine or better yet find a valentine at the show and then write us about it. That would be hot... anyway now I'm off topic. See ya at the show.

kisses,
Laguna